How much snot can one human make?

Feb 28, 2004

So how much snot can one person make? I don't know, but I've been producing gobs and gobs of colorful stuff since Sunday, (yeah, I know, too much info...)when my sinus infection kicked into high gear. My best friend used to call this "snotting"... yeah, really cute -- I have almost no sense of humor at the moment.

When will it end? I am on my second box of lotion packed tissues AND I have the oh so lovely 'Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer' look, including chapped lips- all this from so much blowing. Enough already - It feels like I have wads of cotton balls in my ears. I'm tired of my hearing coming and going -- "eh, eh, whad didja say?" is becoing a stock phrase these days and I don't like it one bit. I thought that was reserved for little old ladies in their 80's - with legitimate hearing loss- I'm not even 40 yet!

At least I don't feel like death warmed over -- that was Monday -- I'm afraid, though, I might look still look like it. Oy! What's a girl to do?